As you start reading this article I have some thorough instructions for you. Immediately go into your kitchen in order to find some aluminum foil. All apartments must be stocked with this crucial supply. If you can't find any in the kitchen, just go to the local Rio de Janeiro grocery store and you will be sure to find some for sale. Do that now. I'm waiting.
Okay, you have the aluminum foil? Now wrap it around your head but in the end make a long stick of aluminum foil off the top of your head. The taller the better. This will keep them from controlling you. Okay, now that that's been completed, you need to go to the penthouse level of your building, it will give you the best reception and it will shield you from the mind reading waves. This piece of real estate is the best area for you at the moment.
Now that you have taken the necessary precautions, you should now realize that even though you've made the decision to seek out apartments that are in Rio de Janeiro, this kind of real estate is no longer secure. Historically, from the time of Hollywood's creation, it has been documented that aliens only go to the United States and they only speak English. Unfortunately, because Brazil is becoming a larger participant on the world stage, they are also starting to captivate aliens and an invasion could be upcoming. Before long, your penthouse overlooking Copacabana and Ipanema could be flooded with the bald green skinned rascals. You've been warned.
So how will you secure yourself from the alien invasion of Rio de Janeiro? Well fortunately knowledge is power, and now you know. You were fortunate enough to find some aluminum foil for sale, but you can't just let yourself be the only person to know. That would be selfish. You need to start distributing this information. So straight away, at this moment, you should go and run through the streets of Copacabana and Ipanema screaming, "Aliens are coming!"
It's crucial that you do this. The aliens aren't here on holiday. They didn't travel here for a vacation. They came here for a very specific piece of real estate, Earth. However, our apartments are located here, so we all have a stake in this. Last time I checked, we didn't put the Earth up for sale.
Okay, you have the aluminum foil? Now wrap it around your head but in the end make a long stick of aluminum foil off the top of your head. The taller the better. This will keep them from controlling you. Okay, now that that's been completed, you need to go to the penthouse level of your building, it will give you the best reception and it will shield you from the mind reading waves. This piece of real estate is the best area for you at the moment.
Now that you have taken the necessary precautions, you should now realize that even though you've made the decision to seek out apartments that are in Rio de Janeiro, this kind of real estate is no longer secure. Historically, from the time of Hollywood's creation, it has been documented that aliens only go to the United States and they only speak English. Unfortunately, because Brazil is becoming a larger participant on the world stage, they are also starting to captivate aliens and an invasion could be upcoming. Before long, your penthouse overlooking Copacabana and Ipanema could be flooded with the bald green skinned rascals. You've been warned.
So how will you secure yourself from the alien invasion of Rio de Janeiro? Well fortunately knowledge is power, and now you know. You were fortunate enough to find some aluminum foil for sale, but you can't just let yourself be the only person to know. That would be selfish. You need to start distributing this information. So straight away, at this moment, you should go and run through the streets of Copacabana and Ipanema screaming, "Aliens are coming!"
It's crucial that you do this. The aliens aren't here on holiday. They didn't travel here for a vacation. They came here for a very specific piece of real estate, Earth. However, our apartments are located here, so we all have a stake in this. Last time I checked, we didn't put the Earth up for sale.
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