Monday, June 17, 2013

Knowing What Redneck Clothing Is On The Market

By Odessa Edwards


Redneck clothing is very easy to find in some parts of the United States. The garments are at every local department store or outdoor living center to be found around small towns. Many of these items are very cheap in cost and sometimes it is best to purchase the items in bulk. Hill people everywhere take great pride in wearing these coverings.

Each individual will be able to purchase their own shirt which has a bold statement written or drawn upon them. The Confederate Flag has always been used as a weapon by these people living in the backwoods. It is truly a symbol of hate and oppression towards other races which are different. People who design these garments will usually place this flag on the shirts. This is telling black people that slavery was a good thing and the Civil War is still ongoing.

The shirt which states "Happy, Happy, Happy" is purchased by many southern men who spend most of their time getting drunk and chasing women. This shows that they are usually carefree and do not think about major issues that are happening around the world. As long as these individuals are drinking their cheap beer and going to bed with multiple women they will remain happy.

The television series "South Park" has manufactured many shirts which are aimed at this class of individuals. South Park makes fun of ignorant people who are living in the southern states of America. The creators of this show have now made tons of money by selling these shirts. Many of the shirts will feature characters such as Kenny, Stan or Eric.

Very proud males will often wear a shirt which has "Bubba" written across the front. This name represents the great man who will do nothing all day but sit around and drink alcohol. The person who wears this shirt is also not very bright when it comes to life in general. Southerners also refer to people as "bubba" when they cannot think of the persons actual name.

The people who are very sarcastic will wear a hat that says "Obama Hat." These individuals do not support the current United States President but they will display this hat whenever there is a current crisis. This is their way of blaming the President for everything negative that is going on in the states.

People who vote for the Democratic party really take offense when these southern boys purchase this hat. They are fully aware that people living in the local trailer parks would never go against the Republicans and they would even vote for someone as dumb as Sarah Palin.

All of the southern girls enjoy picking the best redneck clothing for their men. The women will buy their husbands and boyfriends the very popular GPS shirt. This garment has a dog sniffing footprints drawn upon it and it will make anyone laugh. Many of the outdoor stores will let the customer choose which canine to place on this item. In the end these shirts and hats will always be very popular with this group of people.




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