Purchase an vintage10 speed bike. Make sure it's 1982 or before. If you want to go extra hipster guy you can take off the handle bars and put on regular bars. You Don't even need to ride the bike. You can just use it as prop and rest it against your house. Makes a great conversation piece when you have friends over and drink the cheapest beer you can find.
There is nothing really more hip than growing a stach. Chicks dig it and nothings says you're a hipster more than a stach. You can groom the ends and carry around a hip little comb to keep it tight.
Go to thrift stores and buy old records like the Rolling Stones or Janice Joplin. You don't even need to like the music your buying. Find a milkcrate and and fill it up with old recs. You can continue to hum your favorite Justin Timberlake song when nobody is looking but fill up that crate.
A bit over the top but if you can afford it you should buy an old car with a t-top. Preferably with an Eagle on the hood. If you can't afford that then you might want to buy an old Vespa. Don't worry if the Vespa doesn't run, you can park it right next to your bike and you will still be way more hip than your neighbors.
If you don't have a loft in your town then move to Portland or Seattle. Just imagine how cool your bike and Vespa would look inside your Portland or Seattle Lofts. Looks at hip website that will feature such unique properties like Seattle real estate listings
I've seen plenty of people in the city raising chickens. If you have a little yard area put up a coop and get about 6 chickens. Worry about your colestrol and how to consume your dozens of eggs a week after you get setup. The neighbors will either love you or hate you.
There is nothing really more hip than growing a stach. Chicks dig it and nothings says you're a hipster more than a stach. You can groom the ends and carry around a hip little comb to keep it tight.
Go to thrift stores and buy old records like the Rolling Stones or Janice Joplin. You don't even need to like the music your buying. Find a milkcrate and and fill it up with old recs. You can continue to hum your favorite Justin Timberlake song when nobody is looking but fill up that crate.
A bit over the top but if you can afford it you should buy an old car with a t-top. Preferably with an Eagle on the hood. If you can't afford that then you might want to buy an old Vespa. Don't worry if the Vespa doesn't run, you can park it right next to your bike and you will still be way more hip than your neighbors.
If you don't have a loft in your town then move to Portland or Seattle. Just imagine how cool your bike and Vespa would look inside your Portland or Seattle Lofts. Looks at hip website that will feature such unique properties like Seattle real estate listings
I've seen plenty of people in the city raising chickens. If you have a little yard area put up a coop and get about 6 chickens. Worry about your colestrol and how to consume your dozens of eggs a week after you get setup. The neighbors will either love you or hate you.
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